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Holy_Blade's Guide to Stupid Things

This a guide to help warn you not to do the following stupid things!

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Guide to Stupid Thingz
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Here is my guide to stupid things!(THE SQUEMISH TURN AWAY!!)
 
  1. Never lick a monkey!(If you ask why I'll tell you, you will be in a world of pain!!!)
  2. Never stick your finger in a dolpin's blowhole(trust me you don't want to know why)
  3. Never put a cat on your head!(let us say if you do you better start wearing a paper bag)
  4. Never fall in to a bear's pen on purpose(IT ISN'T LIKE Daniel AND THE LION'S DEN)
  5. Never let a dog get your mail even if it is trained(I still haven't recovered from when I did that)
  6. Never fart near a fire(It will burn you MORORN!)
  7. Never kick a garbage can 'cause you are mad!(instead why don't you kick a wall)
  8. Never sing "My Milkshake" on American Idol(They won't pass you)
  9. Never push pull doors(the cops will arrest you and take you to the "Happy Hotel")
  10. Never buy an elevator pass from someone in your school(you don't need 'em)
  11. Never touch an evil guy(it is just wrong you know?)
  12. Never sniff a dog's butt(even if he sniffs your's)
  13. Never hit a grandma(hit her across the street)
  14. Never look a gorilla straight in the eyes(It will fosternize you)
 
Thank you for reading the first part of the guide! There will be more to come!!
-Holy_Blade(Thankyou to Acid_Eater for original idea! Some ideas are mine and some his)


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